Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize