White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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