To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He's on the porch naked. Help.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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