All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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