Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months