i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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