i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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