thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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