If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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