are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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