The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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