and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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