I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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