Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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