I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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