hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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