Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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