fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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