If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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