would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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