ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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