My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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