he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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