Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
