if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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