Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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