i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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