Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I would ride that face into the sunset
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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