I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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