I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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