she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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