You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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