Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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