all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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