You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
