Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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