The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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