whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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