he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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