Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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