I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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