I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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