i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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