therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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