haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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