I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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