How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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