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i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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