none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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