Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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