There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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