brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
what day is it and did you see me today?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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