i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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