ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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