Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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