every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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