I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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